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Strawberry fields forever (Read the full story)

A story in the Sun today (click the headline to read) tells of a pick your own strawberry farm that is closing due to health and safety concerns. I have got to say that I have never really felt threatened or in danger being in a strawberry field ... I have felt sick though due to a slight over indulgence on the way around, and of course there wasn’t any signs warning me that if I ate somewhere in the region of three hundredweight of strawberries it may make me ill ... perhaps I should sue? Apparently a strawberry field is no longer a strawberry field “it is a strawberry factory”. A factory! My version of a factory is a big dirty building full of greasy machinery and lots of noise chucking out goods that are put on lorries and whizzed off to far flung places. So this is somewhat at odds to a field in the countryside with birds twittering and rabbits bounding around.
What about this then say the health and safety morons, if we call it a factory we need to apply some rules: first of all we need handrails along each of the rows of strawberries and to make it absolutely clear where the corridors are some wooden walkways please (please doesn’t mean please of course). We need to have bridges across the rows so that people can easily get across to escape in case of fire. Potholes created by above rabbits should be filled in and dangerous bumps caused by menacing moles need to be flattened, inspections on an hourly basis please. The result of this is that the farmer has basically said bugger off and closed the place down.
Questions: Do you think the farmer has been reckless and putting his customers at risk in the past, or do you think that the health and safety experts need to be put up against a wall? Answers below please.