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The revolution is coming!
Wheelie bin revolt: Householders fight back over monster plastic bins blighting our front gardens


To what politically correct end? More money down the drain
Council plans £65,000 'gipsy awareness' month in schools


25 June

Canterbury is sufficiently gay, council inspectors rule

Canterbury is sufficiently gay, council inspectors rule

So there we have it, Canterbury is sufficiently gay! Quite how this is measured is something of speculation but a government watchdog decided that Canterbury does ok at promoting homosexual culture. Well great, although as I am neither homosexual or live in Canterbury you would think that this would just pass me by, but a bit of digging under the surface of the Telegraph story gets me into rant mode. What kicked off an investigation that has taken months to come to a conclusion at the cost of many thousands of pounds was a complaint letter from two members of Pride in Canterbury who according to the Telegraph believe that the council do not want a thriving Lesbian, gay, Bisexual and Transgender community in the city.
Well I am not taking sides here in relation to the subject in hand, although I don’t think that Pride in Canterbury are doing themselves any favours by trying to get the council to spend money promoting homosexuality while all around the country there are significant cutbacks to essential services e.g. adult education. It hardly puts the average person on their side.
My whinge about this is that on the basis of a letter signed by two people from a minority group a fairly major investigation takes place. It takes a lot of time, a lot of money and for what, bugger all (excuse the pun). Now I am an ardent AFC Wimbledon supporter along with another five thousand or so and I can just imagine the response If I first write to the Merton council and then to the ombudsman that the council are not doing enough to promote football in the borough and that they are too focused on promoting the other Wimbledon game.
The point is that officialdom has become terrified of not doing things "right" for certain sections of the community that over the past decade have been subject to protective laws including, gay rights, women’s rights, religious rights, race rights, age rights, and the list goes on. These were necessary and I believe in the main have changed attitudes, however it does allow individuals to make officialdom jump through hoops at effectively the drop of a hat and significant costs to us all. The pendulum needs to come back a bit.


Just who is the stupid ones
More ‘stupid’ mothers prevented from fighting adoptions


New way of robbing the poor

Pensioner given £70 parking ticket for stopping on own drive


Forcing "Gay is normal" down your throat

Catholic mother launches legal battle after son placed with gay foster parents


Rapped it should have been sacked

Traffic warden rapped after parking in disabled bay - while he tickets other drivers


Evicted for not being a turnip head
Losing the plot... Gardener's fury as he is thrown off his allotment for not growing enough veg

Will they say sorry and here is the money back?
700,000 overcharged in the great council tax 'cover-up'
(Read the story)

Boris balls up
Never mind the bollocks… Mayor cleared after swearing at MPs


Showboating with your money ... and what essential services have been reduced?
Council spends £135,000 on external publicists for Birmingham library
(Read the story)


And no showboating
No boats or train for Botanic park

Eco-warrior evicted from cave dwelling without fire exit (Read the full story)

Man to be evicted by council because his cave does not have a fire exit. It is just great watching councils at work, if work is what you can call it. This old boy who has been living in a cave (quite happily) for sixteen years and growing his own food has become the focus of someone in the council who has got nothing better to do with their time. The councils point is that the dwelling does not have a fire exit, which as we know is not exactly a feature of most caves and that their concern is for the safety of the public. Safety for the public in this case is the chap who has lived in it for years and does not want the council to consider his safety as strongly as they seem to want to. To be frank, what this sounds like is that someone at the council does not like the idea of  a cave dweller and has spent loads of money for their own agenda ... more is to come of course as this may well end up in the European court. What a load of nonsense from big brother who have tried every trick in the book to get the old boy booted out. One trick was to try to have him evicted for using the place as a business by selling goods from it. However the real story and why the council failed in this particular attempt was that he had sold and freely admits to it, a bag of sprouts to a pregnant lady, just one. Now that hardly describes running a business does it? Although in the average council terms it probably does. This was followed a number of months later by another court case because he was keeping chickens! Chickens, chickens I hear you say, this should be a capital offence, hang him. What a lot of sheer nonsense. The real irritating thing is that you never get to the bottom of who the burke in the council is, they are cloaked by anonymity as it is always reported as the borough council ... lets have a bit of transparency here .... WHO is the rocking horse brain that is spending your money on effectively having a bee in his/her bonnet and not willing to let it go until they have WON. We will never know of course, or maybe we can find out. I suggest that we all write to Brighton and Hove Council and ask who exactly is responsible for this.

So off to work


Disabled pensioner fined £75 for displaying parking badge upside down (Read the full story)

Reported in the Telegraph is Ron Padwick, 76, a great grandfather, who has been fined £75 because he placed a disabled parking permit on his dashboard but with the card facing the drivers seat instead of the windscreen. So what is the real story here ... The real story is that Mr Padwick has been robbed. He can of course appeal to Hertfordshire county council ... oops he has done that already, but they say the fine stands. He can of course not pay the fine and risk prosecution by the council, which would cost him more even if he was acquitted, so where does he go to from here. Well basically nowhere old son, you have been turned over because you broke the rules. These are the rules that are made supposedly to protect us and initiated by the people who we put into office in order to give us a better life. Well sorry just as the MP's expenses show "they are the masters and we are the servants". They would like of course to take all your money (perhaps they already have) to fund the chips on their shoulders and to display their ultimate power over us the peasants. I can see no other way of describing this action by the council other than theft.

Off to work

Social services claim mother is 'too stupid" (Read the full story)


Well here we go again ... Supposedly we have a mother who is deemed too stupid to bring up her child, who will be adopted in three months and the mother will lose all rights to ever see her again.  Here come the experts again, on one hand an expert says that she is stupid and another says she is average. Now perhaps average is thick to an egotistic psychologist but that would mean that all average children should be dragged away from their parents and handed over to Mr. and Mrs. average ... er, ok that means they cannot actually look after the child because they are average and QED stupid. It would seem that the only way forward is to siphon off all kids who have parents with average ability and put them in homes. The problem here is that it sounds like the stazi state kidnapping the kid. Well I understand that this is going to the European court of human rights ... good luck.

Local councils' jollies exposed