Some people have no sense of humour!
Swear word sweets bag shocks mum
Anyone for tennis?
Wouldn't mind getting a legova...
What can you say about this twat?
POSTMAN POT BURNT HIS LETTERS
Something to show the world that the average person would'nt be proud ofBIG BROTHER'S DRUNKEN SEX PARTY
The yokes one you!
FREE RANGE EGGS 'FRAUD'
They go after prostitutes then, that will make me feel safer swimming.
Sharks 'pick targets in same way as killers like the Ripper'A new feature to add to iPod marketingiPod saves girl hit by lightningThe book is open on how long this will last.
Mother-of-six branded 'a disgrace' after leaving family for son's 18-year-old friend
laugh of the monthGRIFFIN A 'RACE VICTIM'
Sign him up
Amateur cricketer scores 39 off a single over
Even the Aussies are pulling out! Oh, and taking their beer with them
What a XXXX-ing shame!
Oh yes she did! Oh no she did'nt!
Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
Alfred Hitchcock could see the future.
Granny's terror in gulls raid
Well it made me sweat
The ad that was too hot for TV!
Was it wearing a bullet proof vest?
Cat shot 50 times survives
Did she get breakfast or was that extra?
Polish woman wakes up in morgue
Is this god providing hamburgers for the world?16 cattle sheltering under tree killed by lightning strikeThe wrong kind of wind!
Insurers reject claim for damage to house because the wind was 'too slow'
The ice cream kid
Sheriff ticks off migrant charged with throwing ice cream at shop worker for finding charges funny
Bigus Dickus
Ronaldo penis envy shocker!
A right royal rave up
All-night benders, 'lesbian' clinches, druggy pals.. the shocking truth about Prince Harry's new girlBreakages will be paid forParker balls-up
Driving offender Vs psychopath ... one winner
DAD LOCKED UP WITH KILLERWho would have thought it!
Cabbage is best vegetable in bed
Encouraging children not to be children.
Boys to get credit card for condoms
What do you mean "getting"?I'm getting huge boobs!Thanks to the banks
Noddy Wakes Up and Smells the Coffee
Come into my territory and you play by my rules
Crows attack cat stuck 70ft up tree
The best of the best of the breastMegan is the breast in the bizIn amongst the frozen peasWoman hides mum's body in freezer for 20 years at London home over immigration inquiry fears
What a way to get the girls!Teenager's 60ft painting of penis on parents' roof spotted in spaceThis parrot swears by it!
Ruby the swearing parrot ... GENIUS! Sporting conflict
HORNY DANI CAN'T SCORE
Now you can throw your 2000 calendar away
The Calendar Girls bare all again for 2010 charity calendar
Aliens coming to the UK for summer, much like swallows
More sightings of UFO
Patient complained after the event. Told you he was mentally ill
Nurse had sex with mentally ill patient
Did he get into trouble for hanging around?
Boy’s leg impaled on metal spike as he climbed fence
It's the woman in the bath not the singing!Bath singer is YouTube star
What Twitter is not all about!Get your twits out for the ladsAtomic Fart
Loo just won't believe itMore of our money spent of high level scienceDefra says 'rain is good for ducks' (Read the story)
Reported in today’s Telegraph is that Manchester will soon be running on POO power.
A pilot scheme due to go on-line in 2011 will generate enough gas to power up
to 5000 homes. I guess thats somewhere between 0 and 5000. Now on the face of
it this seems like a good idea but there are a few minor details to be
considered for the future. First of all, who owns the poo, is it the water
board who we pay to remove and process it, or is it yours and mine to sell
as a raw material to the highest bidder. Could we have small "mom and
pop" cottage industries springing up manufacturing methane. This could
bring back the modern day rag and bone man roaming the streets on his horse and
cart shouting "crap, poo, crap, poo". You wouldn’t want this sort of
industry next door or up wind of you. Talking about wind; is there likely to be
a business where farts can be traded as pure methane, I know a few guys who
could make a fortune practically overnight.
If this is a success and we eventually rely on poo power you can just imagine
when it all goes wrong or there is a shortage. Sorry no power today it’s the
wrong kind of poo, or, help the country eat a vindaloo a day, or if you don’t
have a sore bum you're not sitting down on the job. Please add others to
comments.
On the face of it this seems like a good idea, but right at the moment anything
that the government has an interest in worries me and you cant help but wonder
...
So off to workLet's all have a party, Lets all have a party ...
ESTATE AGENT WHO TRASHED HIS CLIENT'S £500K HOUSE (Read the story)
Well the Sun have got the most startling story to date, and
at this point I am wondering if this is really the silly season starting
early.(click the headline) That said its a bit worrying if its true. The story
relates to old TV and computer monitors being shipped out to Africa,
the lead being extracted and then made into ammunition. REALLY!!
Let’s just have a look at what lead they are able to extract from a monitor ...
according to the story it is 15lbs, enough to make 800 rounds or bullets. What!
Do me a favour, 15lbs of lead in my computer monitor, if there is, it was put
there by someone else. I know because I carried it upstairs and reckon the
whole thing weighs about 15lbs. However this has got me thinking! If there is
all that lead in a monitor, hang on just a bit for some math’s, ah got it. I
only need 150 monitors to produce one ton of lead, enough to start a minor war
with 119,466 bullets, or to replace the lead on the church roof, which was
nicked last week. Is there anyone out there who actually knows how much lead is
in a monitor ... If the Sun is correct will have to look at changing my job.
This should have had another two noughts on it!
Motorist wins £1,000 compensation for mental stress caused by bailiffs
The new road rage!
Golf rage attacks as player hits man with club over ball squabble
Children by the foot!
Boy, 10, charged full price at restaurant after waiter measured him and said he was too tall for children's menu
Did the Mother-in-law lose something?
'Witch bottle' containing finger nails, hair and pins discovered
Not Happy with the wheels?
'Unreliable' car covered in warning signs and dumped outside dealership
And What Class are you?
The breed of dog you choose shows which class you are, researchers claim
It's just not cricket old boy!
Cricket thumpireSounds like a career change!
Dying man wins bet to stay alive
And What's Hartlepool famour for? Hanging monkeys!